Release Year: 1978
Studio: Something Weird Video
Cast: Bill Amerson, Rick Cassidy, Angel Ducharme, Ric Lutze, Pat Manning, R.J. Reynolds, Tracy Walton, Jennifer West
Genres: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex
Video language: English
"This sure has been a romantic cruise, huh," murmurs RIC LUTZE in advance of this chab bursts out laughing. You will likewise, when u see Miss Laid Lovers, an nearly undecipherable potpourri of sex, suspense, mystery, sex, drugs, deception, and of course, sex.
Watch a worthwhile romantic cruise become a weird mystery cruise. The mystery: What’s going on here and why? "It’s not your job to understand why, d’you understand that?" growls the apparent ringleader of whatsoever it is that’s going on here.
This should have been called "Mislaid Plot," but who’s complaining? Not the Deviate, coz the cuties here are un-fucking-believable.
Indeed, a juvenile and luscious JENNIFER WEST, who drops in at "Anthony’s Party" late in the flick, solely takes 4th prize here, behind 3 of the majority angelic blondes this side of Heaven. They are the saving grace of this eager, insane ’70s saturnalia, which too includes RICK CASSIDY as a priapic boatswain who plays a sea chantey on his mizzen wang in the stem of a playmate’s fo’c’sle. A sure-fire conversation piece for anyone’s collection!