Lonesome Housewife (1973)

November 15th, 2011

Release Year: 1973

Studio: Something Weird Video

Cast: John Gonad, Unknown

Genres: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex

Video language: English

Lonesome Housewife is not about a lonesome housewife. (Of course not.) Johnny Gonad (see Bananas) risks his job on a newspaper to acquire a piece of Cynthia, acquires fired, then goes looking for a recent job. But Johnny Gonad can’t remember how to knot a tie, and his brother Claude Gonad has a stiffer prick. Say what?

If none of this makes any sense to u, don’t worry. It didn’t make any sense to the Deviate either. The moronic dialogue and idiotic narration dubbed in over this series of hardcore loops strung jointly on a wing and a prayer are not the attraction here.

It’s the girls — of course — and every one is fresher and blonder than the next. The Deviate has looked all his life for one of those cuties. Did they ever indeed exist? And did they actually do the wicked so nicely?

Format: avi

Duration: 48:45

Video: 704x528, XviD, 1828kbps

Audio: 125kbps

File size: 700.0 MB

Lonesome Housewife (1973)

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