Release Year: 1975
Cast: Pénélope Lamour, Béatrice Harnois, Sylvia Bourdon | See full cast and crew
Video language: French
The plot of this renowned piece of Europorn is glamorous self-explanatory and likewise, frankly, charming stupid--and I'm surely the typically incompetent English dubbing of the version I saw merely makes it greater quantity so. But in it is favour it at least does not try for (intentional)comedy and fall flat on it is face (like the loose American re-make, "Chatterbox")--it's really kind of darksome, at times kind of disturbing, but above all very weird. It's likewise unusual as an XXX porn film in that (I think) the one and the other the female leads use body doubles for the hardcore sex, and even then the sex is truly somewhere betwixt hard and softcore. The sex scenes are short and numerous out of the traditional "money shot", but that's one of the things I indeed like about 70's Eurotica--it usually tried to be smth greater amount than tedious, zero-budgeted masturbation fodder.
The main lead Penelope L'Amour has a priceless body (although I suspect her milk cans are somewhat less than authentic), but she's not a great actress, even by porn standards, and not a particularly compelling raunchy presence. The superlatively good scenes are when this babe falls asleep and her, um, bearded clam regales her spouse with tales of her jaded youth. The younger L'Amour is played by the very hot Beatrice Harnois (who truly appeared in other videos moreover this). In short order Harnois' mischievous, overgrown "schoolgirl" unwittingly seduces her stepfather (with fatal results!), wittingly seduces a stupid male school chum, joins with one more beauty to tempt a well-endowed teacher, and for the capper humps her father-confessor right in the confessional booth (a Catholic priest being BY a youthful GIRL--now that's a recent one!).
At the contradictory end of sexiness, Silvia Bourdoin, the ugliest woman in 70's French porn (who later went on to become the ugliest woman in early 80's Hollywood porn) shows up as L'Amour's artist aunt, looking like she'd severely lost control of her blue eyebrow pencil and (judging from the head-scarf) may have been undergoing chemo at the time. She has sex with 2 juvenile boyz (who I indeed felt sorry for) and then later 2 youthful beauties in totally gratuitous scenes apparently added just to amp up the skank factor. Then there's the end which is just plain extraordinary and threatens a sequel that not at any time materialized featuring a talking dick (although I'm sure it would have been more good than "Me and Him" with Griffin Dunne). This is not any kind of masterpiece (few porn films are) and sexiness is marvelous inconsistent, but it's entertaining sufficiently I guess,
Video: 720x400, XviD, 1969kbps