He Was The Most Legendary Adult Film Star of All Time. His Massive 13 Inch Organ Was Reliably Reputed to Have Impaled More Than 14,000 Astonished Women. What's a lascivious groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she's a virgin, and then asks him how many angels this chab had in the past? Well, like any honest chap, that guy responds by saying... "Let Me Count The Lays..."!
And that's exactly what super dude John Holmes does as that guy relieves his amorous adventures with a bevy of breasty, messy angels, including Lelani, the sensuous Hawaiian wahini, lusty Deanna and the swinger's club, Linda the Sunset Strip hooker, and Babydoll with her toy alligator! All this whilst that guy lovingly instructs his quick learning virgin bride in the art of making love. Let Me Count the Lays is a true John Holmes classic! It's a sensational, sex-soaked romp with a surprise ending that proves u shouldn't necessarily make no doubt of anything u hear!
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