Release Year: 1972
Cast: Maria Arnold, Rene Bond
Genres: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex
Nothing so wild and wooly, so crazily precious and so madly erotic as Devil’s Little Acre has come down the pornographic pike previous to, and you’re not likely to watch everything remotely like it another time!
Three moronic farmboy ally sit around their ramshackle ranch drinking, arguing, picking their noses, and giving one some other the finger — all coz they’re lascivious. They, sneak over to where Maria Arnold is posing in natures garb for a photographer in the centre of nowhere, and the allies acquire all het-up.
So Zeke puts in a call to Frenchy Tiggler, president of the "Ozark Maids Employment Agency." Frenchy is played by Rene Bond in an over-the-top performance that defies comparison. She floats around in a red corset affecting a whispery French accent, during the time that that babe encourages one of the angels to breast-feed a toy doll, and requires some other to fuck pigs. (Off screen, thank God.)
Summoning the latter from the pig sty to go to work for the allies Moronic, Rene steps out on the porch saying, "Myrtle, I wanted to talk to u about a zhob." Then, glancing about the yard worriedly, that babe adds, "Where is zee pig? I don’t watch my favourite pig! Did u hurt heem?"
Later, after 2 of the allies have been provided with a "maid" and a "nurse" from the agency, Zeke goes for Frenchy herself. Clad solely in an army helmet and thong, and carrying a mop at ready-arms, that guy sneaks up on Rene, who’s awaiting for him by leaning vamp-like against the porch-post smokin an unlit cigarette and wearing solely men’s briefs and a red boa round her neck!
The episode ends with a delirious triple wedding that is part Bergman, part Marx allies, and part Mummenshantz.
Dementia praecox porn! The Deviate went hog-wild over it, and it went into his permanent collection 3 times!
Video: 640x480, XviD, 1988kbps