Release Year: 1985
Cast: Cheri Janvier, Jessica Longe , Mindy Rae, Herschel Savage, Rick Savage, Marc Wallice, Ray Wells , Jessica Wylde
Video language: English
Only it is title rips off the popular Richard Chamberlain miniseries The Thornbirds. This Pornbirds concerns a group of 4 babes who form a raunchy workshop for educational purposes, and the results are very usual.
Cast is not identified with their roles, though several familiar players stick out. Group is led by Kate, who in an early scene is erroneously called "Anne" by costar Mindy Rae. Gimmick is to invite their husbands/mates to a collision and try to straighten the males out sexually.
Maxine (big-nipple queen Jessica Wylde) has trouble with hubby Tony (Rick Savage), who is a narcissist addicted to having em make love in front of a mirror. Mindy as Connie has trouble with Paul (Marc Wallice), who per an under-lit & comical opening scene will merely make love in the black.
Principal issue is with Gloria (unidentified), whose lesser half Dean is dying to sodomize her. Wylde is an advocate for anal sex, so this babe coaxes Gloria to make the leap in a well-directed central sequence that harks back to these original white-coater porn exercises of 1970. Of course the entire thing devolves into an fuckfest, and a silly/mindless attempt at comical ending.
Scotty Fox's traditional screenwriter is credited here as Raven Touchstoned - perhaps a Freudian slide revealing her state during the time that concocting this mess. I of course would have preferred an attempt at religious-themed porn directly aping the miniseries.
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