Release Year: 1980
Cast: John Holmes, Phylis Wolf, Missy - Ann Burns, Louise Netters, Alex Elliot, Judy Lewis, Robin Ausel
Genres: Feature (Straight, Classic)
Video language: English
He Was The Most Legendary Adult Film Star of All Time. His Massive 13 Inch Organ Was Reliably Reputed to Have Impaled More Than 14,000 Astonished Women. What's a lascivious groom to do when his bride announces on their wedding night that she's a virgin, and then asks him how many gals this chab had in the past? Well, like any honest guy, this chab responds by saying... "Let Me Count The Lays..."!
And that's exactly what super guy John Holmes does as this guy relieves his amorous adventures with a bevy of breasty, obscene girls, including Lelani, the sensuous Hawaiian wahini, lusty Deanna and the swinger's club, Linda the Sunset Strip hooker, and Babydoll with her toy alligator! All this whilst this guy lovingly instructs his quick learning virgin bride in the art of making love. Let Me Count the Lays is a true John Holmes classic! It's a sensational, sex-soaked romp with a surprise ending that proves u shouldn't necessarily make no doubt of anything u hear!
Video: 624x480, DivX 5, 976kbps