Release Year: 1976
Cast: Mimi Douche, Jake Teague (as Pierre Chevalier)
Genres: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex
Video language: English
First up is Bordello Girls, a frothy tale about Jennifer (fortyish Mimi Douche), a wistful cathouse madam, who’s visited by her fondly remembered ex-pimp, Steve (Pierre Chevalier). Now a hotshot producer of 35mm pornos. Steve has come to cajole Jennifer into making celluloid stars of her stable of hookers. But since great minds think alike, Jean has already been shooting 16mm loops of her employees in act. A duel of smut loops ensues as they continue to compare their wares.
Steve’s boasts notwithstanding, his loops are indistinguishable from Jennifer’s —both have dubbed soundtracks (replete with squeegee-like engulfing sounds), surreal closeups of love tools spurting life-giving fluid, and sufficiently unruly genital hair to make u feel like "Frank Buck on Jungle Trails." Porno luminaries Darby Lloyd Rains and John Leslie do early turns here and are easily the majority enthusiastic (and least verminous) of the stag reel schtuppers.
Steve’s last film (in which a snaggle-toothed blond grimaces Larry Fine-like at the smack of her lover’s cream somehow manages to win Jennifer over and they engage in an Auld Lang Syne bout of subsequent intimacy. Director Pierre Duvall acquires so Up Close and Personal that Ms. Duache’s dilated, semen-soaked sphincter indeed appears to be a ringer for (I kid u not) The Crawling Eye.
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