Release Year: 2016
Genres: Solo, Masturbation
Hey Fans of FTV- Here goes my blurb. I will set the tone for u. I am sitting in my livecam room (room just for my videos/pics/masturbating/internet surfing) I am my favourite juice in the world, a Venti iced latte from Starbucks, and listening to The Police! So howdy, I am Amber! Amber Hahn. Or Just Amber. Whatever u want to call me! I answer to almost any things! ROTFL. I am so glad that u are checking out my update for FTV. You will notice it was quiet the adventure. As I was detained by the police- blah blah blah.. But this section is about me!! : ) And well, I am a woman so I am pleased to sort about myself!
Lets watch.... I am Amber, ( oh, I told that. Hahaha and u can watch the title of my update) I am 25 years of age... ( I am getting old, I know this) and I reside in Arizona- Originally a beach bum from the NE coast of Florida!! I moved here 2 years agone coz I wanted to be somewhere recent- somewhere far away. And I already lived in California and I execrated it!! San Diego to be exact.. Lol. I moved there at 19 and didn't have a car, wasn't of age, and was not at all a liberal, so I lasted for 6 months and that was that! I do love the desert living, although miss the water all the time- I miss the rain like eager! The weather this day is truly wonderful, 75! Tomorrow will be 90. Hahah. If u have not ever visited this state, do it! I know u will have a fun it! So much to do! Spring Training, hiking, Havasu Falls, and The Grand Canyon (to name a hardly any, which is phat as fuck! Okay. I went a small in number months agone, it was snowing- and I consumed an edible, () edible... And I was so paranoid I was going to fall into the canyon. Which lead my to wiki search on how many people have died at the Canyon, google it!!!
When I am not busy shooting photos and movies or being on my web camera, I am a single "homemaker". Spending time in my home and doing things with my 'earth space' is genuinely what makes me the happiest! I am not at all introverted, I love people very much! But your home is your home! It is what u make it! So spending my energy in my home is not at any time a waste of time; cooking, cleaning, decorating, rearranging, cleaning, cooking, laundry, fresh bedding, cleaning.. Hahah. These are the things that indeed make me glad! There indeed is NO place like home. Although I just rent- and one day hope to own, home is what u make it! All of my family is still in Florida- which is sorta wonderful with me, it is wonderful to have distance, makes the heart grow fonder?! I have 2 , Beardsley and Lasagna.. Hehe. A morkie and maltipoo. They are kewl. Small - they don't shed or everything which is excellent! They are one as well as the other nearly 2 years old. Hahah. They are my soul fellows. Having a will change your life! If u don't have a , acquire a .
A small in number of my "hobbies" I guess would be, gardening!!! I have a garden! I love to garden! When I was younger, in high school, 7th-10th grade I was in a program called "FFA", do any of u pervs know what that is!? Future Farmers of American, which isn't PC, so they can't call it that anymore.. I will acquire to the PC bull shit in a short time... So I raised hogs, chickens, and cattle for the fair and state fair... And I completely loved it! It was a lot of pleasure for me. To live on the land, to use earth to survive.. So this day, I live in a neighbour hahah, where I cannot exactly have a hog, so I do gardening. I started with regular vegetables, but those damn field mice truly like recent stuff, since it is the desert. So I now grow herbs! Which was the most good decision! The rodents are turned off to the beefy scent of herbs. I have a precious grow box and grow approx 20 different herbs! Thyme, parsley, sage, lavender, mint, lemon balm, rosemary, etc.. Herbs are so expensive in the grocery store, yet grow year round, do not need constant watering, and are used in hundreds of ways! They are earths medicine! I now make my own tinctures or essential oils! You literally take the herb, soak it in juice for a not many weeks, and boom. Essential Oil!!!! I too infuse my own body oils and lotions! Another thing that I do with my home grown herbs- with the aid of the farmers market, is to can. I love canning foods.. Which is just home preserving. I am not one of these dooms day preppers, but I love to make my own tomato sauce, pickles, jams, and salsas! Oh, and bbq sauce. Dudes, I am from Florida, I am a southern cutie! I can bbq! I truly have a smoker, a Traeger and it makes the most excellent BBQ that u have ever had in your life!! Ughhhhhh. Fuck. I used to sew, but did not move my sewing machine out with me.. So I still need to acquire some other! Lol... I don't do any of this for reasons other than I have a fun being self sufficient. PS...** 7-10th grade, I graduated High School the final day of 10th grade.. No shit!Haha, I don't wish to say I was astonishing, but I cared very much about my government education and excelled, so I graduated out of going to the 11th or 12th grade! Hahah. No prom for me! I not at any time ever screwed in high school, thank god!
On the PC.. Politically Correct side. I am very invested in politics. I love politics.. I loveeeeeee it. I keep my eyes on the tv 12 hours a day. I do. I see em all, I read em all. I just love it! I am so enthralled by this election, holy shit! What a year to be a voter! Haha. This will be my 1st President voted in.. Well, I voted against Obama final election. But my 1st fresh president as a tax paying citizen! So horny. Yuuge year if u know what I mean ; ). Ted Cruz completely cheated, I love it! Hahah. Anyways, i fucking love politics. I ran for office when I was 18, county commissioner, I made it onto the ballot, got all of my petitions signed, but wasn't a very serious person at that age.. So sorta dropped out, but was on the ballot anyways! Was nifty. I would love to do it afresh. Idk how much my past would matter!!!!
My future... Well, like I mentioned above, I not long ago turned 19 cough cough. Haha, no I am 25.. I cannot make no doubt of that! I like have to be a real adult now and shit.. Whoa. So back to topic! In the next not many years, I would indeed love to be married. I would Love to begin a family! I actually crave that for myself. To be a mamma would be the ultimate job.. As I mentioned I am single, so I need to discover somebody to engage me 1st! Hahahahah. And then somebody to marry me.. And then to knock me up! On a nasty note, I truly do love talking about getting jism pied, cuz it is natural! Hahah, it is life! I look forward to the next chapter in my life! My birthday was just a not many months agone.. So I have the rest of the year to do soever with... I would indeed love to visit Hawaii once more, as it is my almost any favourite place on earth! (not that I have been many places, he-he. I used to voyage quite a lot, around the US and Canada-for concerts and allies and to receive away.. Like I told, I am growing up, and saving my cash and trying to be greater amount settled. God, did I used to party! Lol. Woo. Thinking about youthful Amber is also humorous, but we were all there! Right!?!? Man. Hahahaha I am legit at myself and the things I did.. Women. Young babes, cuties. I did the drugs, drilled the noted men, had no cares, but there is just no thing solid or pure in that! I can write this and say I am actually glad with where I am this day!!!!! I am glad to discharge porn! Lol. Solo porn! I have a blast preparing for discharges and thinking of ideas for movies.... Anyways.. Have u read this!? Did u truly read this?! Haha if u made it this far... I am currently watching Seinfeld for the 1st time in my life omfgggggg. Whoa. Best show in the whole world. Holy shit. Cosmo Kramer is my fellow crush. Ohh. Kramer! Heart Eyes! Lol. Thanks for reading a bit about my organic, hippie, pornagraphic lifestyle! Lol I do hope that u have a fun my First Time Video!! I had blast shooting it!!! Sorry I am not super fetishy. However, I am the woman that will fuck your brains out after your stressful day at work and make u the superlatively good damn dinner you've ever had. Xoxoxox