Finster -- who looks like Buster Keaton’s seedy twin -- doesn’t know the 1st thing about seducing and gratifying a woman and, instead, mugs and pratfalls his way throughout a series of raunchy videos involving a titty bar, a computer date with a golden-haired bombshell, a hayseed babe, a lonely virgin in the park, a married woman in a grocery store, 3 massage parlor angels, and even an fuckfest complete with shag rugs, body painting, reefer, and snakes. Each meeting plays like an old stag joke and Finster, like the silent-screen comedian he’s imitating, at no time utters a word.
But that guy doesn’t have to. The big-haired, big-boobed sweethearts obtainable for banging say it all, especially when baring their bods for a slow burn or a double take. Finster’s ineptitude, however, is indeed staggering until, at the end, that guy lastly finds that peculiar smth that totally, positively, make him utterly irresistible to babes: a cashiers check for a million bucks.
Boinnnnng! Suddenly, Finster’s a babe-magnet!
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