Release Year: 2024
“This Ain’t Avatar XXX” is an overall worthy film from Hustler and Axel Braun that parodies the exceedingly popular, mainstream cinemagraphic production of a similar name. While the sex here is generally astounding (though not always so), there are a pair of items that one should take into account in advance of purchasing this title. First, one truly needs to discover the blue female creatures from the parodied film attractive—and too needs to wish to watch em fuck—in order to receive the full value out of this one. This is particularly true given that 3 of the five sequences involve at least some blue / made-up participants. Along with this, it should be famous that, typically, the blue make-up works out well—though, to my tastes, it did come off as a bit stupid in Scene Two. Second, the plot of the movie—which is largely advanced throughout narration—could have been a bit stronger, as the vast almost all of the film is sex. With all of that on the table, let’s move on to the sex.
Scene One brings jointly Evan Stone (playing the part of a crazed colonel) and Danica Dillan (a member of his troop) in a steamy anal pounding that takes place on the ship. With his uniform on and his 10-pounder out, Evan indeed takes Danica throughout her paces, and the highlights include some sexy oral pleasure / cook jerking act (gagging and spitting), steamy reverse-cowgirl riding by Danica (both vaginal and anal), and some hawt anal doggie-style act. This outstanding (though a bit drawn-out) sequence caps off with a pop-shot to Danica’s chest, face, and mouth—hot stuff!
In Scene Two, it’s Nicki Hunter and Eric Swiss who have a blue-based romp in the planet’s jungle. The more good moments of this segment include the cowgirl and reverse-cowgirl poses that the couple employs, and the entire endeavor closes out with a facial for Ms. Hunter and a touch of oral-service shlong clean-off. Overall, this one is ok, but the makeup just doesn’t work out.
Nicki Hunter is up once more in Scene Three, this time with Chris Johnson—and sans any blue makeup—back on the ship. In this one, Nicki has to engulf Chris Johnson back to reality when this guy acquires “stuck” in the chamber-like device that the crew uses. Fortunately for the viewer, this babe does so enthusiastically and likewise goes far beyond, giving a full fucking that includes not merely vaginal but anal act, as well. There’s some ass-to-mouth in this one, and the ending is stellar, with Nicki jerking Chris to completion—all followed up by some blowjob 10-pounder clean-off and some cum-play. Overall, this is an outstanding encounter—though there do appear to be some resolution issues at the end, and the screen does sometimes come off as a bit on the darksome side (at least when viewed on my laptop).
Scene Four couples Misty Stone with Chris Johnson—both in blue makeup and on the planet—in some other fantastic collision. The oral-service work here is hot, and the cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, and standing rear-entry positionings are sexy. This one is finished off with a cum-shot delivered to Misty’s face, throat, and shoulder. It should be celebrated that the blue makeup works out more excellent here—and in the next segment, as well—than it did in the second scene, and—for soever reason—there are parts of this sequence in which the voice-over material appears to not match up.
Scene Five features an fuckfest down on the planet’s surface, with Chanel Preston, Juelz Ventura, Misty Stone, Chris Johnson, Dale DaBone, and Lexington Steele as the participants. Everyone here is in blue makeup—save Juelz Ventura, who is apparently a human bondman of the natives. While this whole sequence is amazing in terms of it is heat, the real stand-out work here is done by Juelz and Lexington—the spectacle of her taking his huge, blue alien penis is smth to be seen, really! This one closes out with one of the chaps popping on the scones, tummy, and muff of one of the blue beauties, followed up by one more chap blowing a load on the face / face hole of the other of the female natives (oral ramrod clean-off). Finally, Lexington ejaculates on Juelz’ marangos, face, and mouth…and that babe follows it all up with some oral-job knob clean-off. Sex-wise, this is a priceless way to finish the film.
Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 2:09:04
Video: 1920x1080, AVC (H.264), 5389kbps
Audio: 218kbps
File size: 5.0 GB
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